I’m more than happy to admit we were absolutely outplayed on Sunday. #Spurs should’ve had that game wrapped up before halftime! Alas, they couldn’t hit a barn door, from 6 yards,with a shotgun. We scored three great goals on Sunday. 😅 #NEWTOT #NUFC

You cannot, in any real seriousness, say that this game was even. We won, and I’m fucking cockahoop about beating #THFC in this manor. I love the fact we were more clinical, that we had a winning mentality, and were able to bring in game changers. I watched this game:

Here are four images of possession and chances. Two from the first half, two from the second half. You make your mind up which is which. I’m not sure we did watch the same game. We started brightly and faded. We still won.

These pre-match shirts a fucking lovely. #NUFC

Spousal-abusing rapist performs well in farmer’s league. This is ‘Ian Huntley is good at fixing things inside of prison’ levels of I don’t give a fuck.

Messi played under Pep. As did Neymar. This is how they played. But sure, ruined.

Commentators taking the piss not using the proper #Irish pronunciation of Ogbene, which is Oo-ush-eef. #IRLENG

It’s #MatchDay folks. See y’all down at the Elephant and Castle! #WOLNEW #NUFC #HowayTheLads

Are Arsenal going to write to the FA over that push in Romero’s back? Disgracia! #TOTARS

I remember Mackems saying we’d go to St. James’ to watch the grass grow we’re that thick. Little did I know, at 42, I’d be doing just that… Howay the grass! #NUFC

Alright, everyone, Tonali is back. We all want to see him, but stop crying like a bunch of fannies every time he doesn’t play 90 minutes for us. Can guarantee the waffles will be giving it the “argh, for fucks sake!” Every time Longstaff doesn’t do what they wanted #NUFC

World famous pundit, Jamie Ohahahahara, with an absolute mare of a tweet here. Players from the championship aren’t as good as, checks notes, players from the championship. 😅

Grinding them out in style.

I don’t think I’d like to go bow hunting with Bruno Guimarães with that technique. He’ll be giving it the biguns and end up like this: #NUFC