eating mozzarella balls in olive oil and french herbs for lunch as if i’m a 47 year old Italian woman in a tolerable corporate job taking my august vacation on the Amalfi coast reminiscing about the summer affair i had with a beautiful Greek man when i was 22

love that chappell roan did her whole VMAs performance in doc martens… lesbian icon top to bottom

🚀 i finally put all my thoughts on Interstellar and annoying internet pedants vs. media-literate sci-fi fans into a video:

if you’re an academic who isn’t a cis man please stand by and a middle-aged white woman who is an Ally™️ but is secretly plotting your downfall will be assigned to you

i don’t do it for the numbers but there’s something truly wild about having almost 30k followers and getting less than 10 likes per tweet… ur fav artists and writers and musicians are STRUGGLING to get their art to their audience

the button that pops up when you’re femme-presenting and have opinions on science/sci-fi

Having my book being sold in Barnes and Noble is a dream come true

we are not bullying STEM bros enough

went to check my credit score what a dystopian experience i dropped from excellent to very good bc i don’t have enough debt (???) and don’t have enough credit cards (?????????)

having a cat is perfect for people who want a little guy who follows them around and watches them do stuff

it’s been four years since i adopted a pair of gremlins who were born under an abandoned house in Detroit 🥲 best pandemic purchase ever

it’s officially autumn (i deep-cleaned my espresso machine and made a mason jar of pumpkin spice syrup 😋)

why do we have two high tides per day?

every time you swap insta handles with a drunk girl you meet in a bar bathroom a gay angel is born. also you get a really fascinating look into ppl whose lives are totally different from your own. highly encourage it.

sorry but i’m built different i’d be in the nunnery or whatever transcribing ancient texts and [REDACTED] with the other gay autistic nuns

okay internet #startrek sleuths… where is this yellow-uniform Uhura from, and how old is she? i can’t find anything like her online.

RIP alexander the great u would have loved chappell roan