Same generation that gets anxiety from a phone call ? Pls

the night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off

Mina after taking it🫂

My food can't touch bathroom air

Not to be dramatic but being financially stable requires the "selfishness" to protect your money from the emergencies of other people.

2025 be like 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Satan watching you scream after being burnt by porridge😂😂

Me in Primary school waiting for my mom to finish crashing out over the fact that i lost my book so i can tell her i also lost my sweater

"We can't solve it on the phone. Come to my place"

I am either buying fake alcohol or my body can't take it anymore🤧🤧

You kidding..

“ I am sorry 😔, I wish I could help” Practicing for January 😉

Having sisters who don't post themselves naked on social media is an underrated blessing.

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist and nearly met Jesus.

What if the inventor of umbrella wanted to call it "brella" but he hesitated?🤔

White parents: “Don’t do that.” Black parents: “Do it again…”

You joined Twitter. ↓ You didn’t understand. ↓ Forgot about it for years. ↓ Came back randomly one day. ↓ You got addicted.

A two income household is literally the best so whatever you do in this life make sure your wife has two jobs