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This wide open space has let our imaginations grow for 100 years. Here's to the next 100, with our eyes on the horizon. 🎙: Scott Pelley 🔴#TTU100⚫️

Me at a silent protest:

“I STAND CORRECTED!” Said the man in orthopedic shoes.

Clown dad to clown son: you’ve got some big shoes to fill

I went catatonic reading this headline

Writer pitching Cinderella to Walt Disney: ok so she’s not a princess Disney: grr Writer: …yet Disney: sick

To ride a horse? or not to ride a horse? That is equestrian.

I’d turn back ngl

FAT UGLY DOG SMELLING ASS WOMAN AINT WANNA LET ME RENT At AVIS SAYIN MY License Bent WTF 🤬 I GOT MAJOR CREDIT CARD N EVERYTHING ‼️U LIL STANKY TACO SMELLING ASS BITCH‼️UGLY ASS SKIN

Is that a baby? Or is he of shaking age?

Human evolution was made possible by a few sickos who said, “fuck it.”

I am very delighted to have discovered my favorite canned sardine brand has a Facebook, Twitter, AND instagram account. Bumble Bee Seafoods

send this to ur crush,

Live look at Aaron Rodgers darkness retreat

Man with memory loss walks into a bar. Asks a pretty lady, “do I come here often?”

They say diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans

My money don’t jiggle jiggle Or fold It doesn’t do a whole lot right now

Can’t wait for the Netflix show