on a protein shake diet all week I’m about to crash out!!!

should I send D*a L*pa all the copy edits I’ve made while reading her weekly newsletter

bought new shoes instead of paying my car payment

“Casted” “On accident” “Apart of” “Should of” “A women”

Israel has killed 3x more journalists than were killed in WW1 and WW2 combined

The gay guys in weapons were real as fuck for this

peep the phanpy in the back

tmw you order something on Grailed in the middle of the night half asleep and just now remember

adjusting my car volume every time Race Chaser ads come on

I hope this is what my 30’s looks like

wasn’t prepared for how truly bad this was

lowkey wanna skip the first one already

Bane’s view vs my view