We are experiencing an intense solar storm and you’re laughing ? The highest grade solar storm and you’re posting your pics on here and laughing in awe of the beauty of the universe ?

Women love when you pull off your sun glasses and there are a pair of reading glasses underneath

Not even a year in vancouver and I am already ordering the vegan vanilla ice cream in the gluten free cone

You’re telling me this beef was on the ground

The barista says you look like an actor in a movie… The actor in question:

“Vamos” is let’s go for spanish people

They got me girls

Many such economies

Front facing camera selfie wearing a sombrero your most liked post of 2024

Any car made after 2019 can’t cigarette lighter… all they know is ipad on the dash, seatbelt alarm, backup camera and lie

Look at my air traffic controller brother we’re going down

They got rid of the green plastic tray in the maille cornichons, because of woke

Aperol spritz having a moment (astroturfed unfortunately)

Nothing more rejuvenating than the quiet solitude of the Calgary stampede porta potties

Last night we let the caffe corretto talk… and drive…

oh so you wear a helmet when you cycle ? You must have someone at home who loves you very much… maybe even a young child

The older I get the more ‘Sent from my iPhone’ seems like the only valid email sign-off

Need to find that tweet on here that’s like… “first date idea - asking them what the hell’s wrong with you’” or something to that effect … pls help

twenty three manhattans for september nine eleven

Cancer free cigarettes… coffee that gets you drunk #officethoughts