Dear Donald J. Trump This is reality, not reality television...your fucking ratings don't matter here in the real world. Try visiting us for a change, and check your ego at the door, You might actually learn something!

I can't...I just can't anymore... amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/03/30…

RT & follow Funko for the chance to win a The Child Pop! #TheMandalorian bit.ly/2V3LcEb

Since it doesn't appear that he's on Twitter, I can neither confirm nor deny the validity of this quote... It's fucking funny though!

I'd like to wish a Happy Mother's Day to First Lady Melania Trump since Donald J. Trump is too busy being a petulant child to tweet to her or the other moms out there...

I understand posturing. And the mechanics of negotiation. And all of that. But I’ll just say again: If baseball doesn’t come back in the middle of a pandemic because they cannot figure out the money, they will lose fans they never get back and they will richly deserve it.

Overheard yesterday... "The fish tacos were ok...they just didn't taste like regular tacos, which is what I was expecting. I'll have to speak to someone about that, people should know what to expect if they're not going to be like regular tacos" #KarenIsEverywhere

Well #Bholes, be prepared for @JohnnyBcomedy to be all over the place tonight between Tampa Bay Rays updates and the AB signing, and for @home_made_man to not understand the roller coaster of emotions my fellow #fatass is going thru...on tonight's The Johnny B Show! 102.5 The Bone

This teacher is my new hero facebook.com/10006992942166…

fb.watch/8zYBOrIaiI/ @JohnnyBcomedy @home_made_man The Johnny B Show #bholes #fatasses #keto #nocarbs

Sending your employees back to the office when gas, food, child care, pet care, etc are all through the roof - and not giving them a raise - after they spent 2 years doing the job just as well from home is a great way to tell your employees you don't care about them

Out with the old, in with the new!

Time for another upgrade! Revo-Fit on the left is the new one