Akuti "date within your financial bracket" mesa nde ndiweyo , uli mchani iwe?😂😂😂

My chipeleganyu addiction is getting worse by the day😩. I'm thinking of joining another one😢. Help😣.

Kuteleko wina wake pompa wangodzuka osapemphera basi kungofikira kubwera pa X pano? Anthu amenewo ndamene akuononga zinthu 🫢.

Fam🤣🇲🇼🇿🇲

Yeah and they cheated later on, wasup?

Baddie kubwera pa den kumuuza kut uphike akut bola tingomwa tea😂😂

Fam

Simukuwona ku mundako anapita pa surf that must tell you something also

Koma ana a dings kukuchapa FIFA kumayikaso ma jokes achizungu.😂😂😂

Ali yense ali ndi heart break ina yake imene sazayiyiwala

I set my 4am alarm to prepare me for the 5am alarm which reminds me I have to wake up at 6am so I'm out of bed by 7 to prepare for work

I gatekeep my personality. If I don’t feel comfortable around you, you’re never going to see the full version of me. You’ll only get the version I choose to show.

Namaskin mpaka kundiuza kuti ndimuchosele iCloud.😭😭😭😂

I remember a while back I invited a young lady for a sleep over she goes yeah sure I can come koma mesa uzandiona yina yake 💀🤣 I was like what in the bwandilo and Pa stereo is going on? 🤣💀Had to block her but respected the honesty

Today I asked myself "Kodi APM anatilakwila chani!?" Was stranded Ku dziko la eni Visa Card osagwira🙌...this never happened when APM was in power... This is a valid question "analakwa chani APM!?"

National anthem kungoyamba ndikudabwa

Attacking people who are genuinely struggling because of the state of the economy, just because you’re being paid by Chipani, is truly evil.

Rolling the sleeves. Walk out