When you’re so hungover you can only speak in the tune of Monster Mash.

📣 New Podcast! "36 Things To Know at 36" on @Spreaker spreaker.com/user/tonyhorro…

Young Hot Guys a podcast with Shane Daniel Byrne Killian Sundermann and myself launches today. Is there any chance you’d give spare a crumb of a subscribe or review wherever you get your podcasts?

Strike over!!! Please check out this absolutely insane Irish indie I’m in: #ApocalypseClown on Netflix UK & Ireland

📣 New Podcast! "Tony Scammedwell" on @Spreaker spreaker.com/user/tonyhorro…

The Smiths - How Soon Is Now? Tony Cantwell “Stick to your plan, anticipate, don’t improvise”

📣 New Podcast! "73 Questions With Tony Cantwell" on @Spreaker spreaker.com/user/tonyhorro…

When you wear a tiny hat just to piss off a baby.

#WeWantCody WWE Dwayne Johnson

TFW you rode an actual dog 🐕 last night cause you thought he just looked European.

From now on, can we refer to 'growers not showers' as 'Shy Haluds'?

Guy who is REALLY impressed with Simon Harris

Lad who has to sing every lyric at a wedding.

And after we just broke ground on Circle K-amala Service Station

To use the sort of language the journalist would appreciate, this review is the most pretentious, anachronistic, opportunistic piece of ‘not Ingmar Bergman’s Faith trilogy’ I’ve ever read.

If you don’t have a highchair you’re getting 1 star from me

As a Little Monkey 🐒 Protective Services Officer I get asked this question a lot!

GOOD BOY is out now!

Good Boy is one of the best things RTE have done in years. Its so funny with a surprising tender heart to it. Its on the player and if you're someone who regularly complains about RTE not funding the right thing PLEASE WATCH IT, make it a hit Tony Cantwell Hannah Mamalis

Wonder what has Drawn 4Gether too sad to smoulder🤔 Catch Doodle Girl from Monday 4th November at 7.55am on RTÉjr! After that ALL EPISODES will be available on RTÉ Player✏️ Co-Produced with ALT Animation with VA by Tony Cantwell✨ #doodlegirl #animation #comedy #handdrawn