No bloody toilet again. #UniqueBnB

Weird they be got an offcumden from Luton showing Fred around Yorkshire. I was available. #Remarkableplacestoeat

These two obviously don’t have a fuck to give about hotels etc who are on their arses. If they are booked in with you, cancel them. bbc.com/news/business-…

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What face mask rule? Stick it up your arse, Boris.

I’m mishearing the prices here. Is this for a week or a night? #fourinabed

I think even I’d stay in one of those sheds. #fourinabed

Actually at that price I take that back. #fourinabed

Who the fuck chucked a bottle of fabric conditioner at him. Lock your door next time. #fourinabed

The most shallow victory ever and the most unjustified. #fourinabed

Love it. #fourinabed

I will not be obeying any future authoritarian edicts from the hypocritical government. Been played a fool too long. I’ll make no difference, but perhaps if we all did it... #covidnonsense

What’s up with that Claire’s lips? #fourinabed

She’s not as shiny in a morning. #fourinabed

Who the fuck wears pyjamas? #TheApprentice

Why do #myuniquebandb never have anywhere to crap?

I see ginger Harry has just stuck 25 targets on his back. He’ll need some money from his fairytale book to pay for his new security requirements.

I’m a day behind, I’m on Monday in Scarborough. Fucking how much? #fourinabed

Dear President Donald J. Trump, do please remember Belfast is in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. It is not part of the Republic of Ireland. It seems you are easily confused.

Complete bunch of cunts. Turn your back on those who put you there, to fund heating and the rest for a bunch of illegal chancers who haven’t paid a penny in. news.sky.com/story/mps-vote…