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Tony Binns

@tonybinns

Screenwriter based in Calgary. I like to eat noodles in the rain and pretend I'm in Blade Runner

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If Richard III spies his shadow in the sun and descants on his own deformity today we get 6 more weeks of the winter of our discontent.

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So… Trumps solution to Gaza is… kick out all the brown people and then… gentrify it? Thaaaaaat’s great. Super Super duper. I’m going to lie down now.

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It occurred to my this morning as I was sautéing a few mushrooms to go with my eggs that I would absolutely be the Hobbit that gives away our position on Weathertop by making breakfast.

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Normally I tend to vote NDP, but lately when I see Singh talking I’m like “ Jesus, not NOW, Dude!” I’m 100 percent on board for Carney. #MarkCarneyForPM

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Regardless of whether they are male or female, the sad fact is the Silver Surfer will always look like a bowling trophy. #FantasticFour

Regardless of whether they are male or female, the sad fact is the Silver Surfer will always look like a bowling trophy. #FantasticFour
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This could have been an e-mail. Or at least a holographic face time. “Why isn’t the Death Star on schedule? Maybe because you make me haul my ass halfway across the galaxy for a five minute meeting, bitch.”#Andor #RogueOne

This could have been an e-mail. Or at least a holographic face time. “Why isn’t the Death Star on schedule? Maybe because you make me haul my ass halfway across the galaxy for a  five minute meeting, bitch.”#Andor #RogueOne
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Kids today are always on their phones. Whatever happened to just staring into the middle distance contemplating your regrets?

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As I was watching the Hamilton reunion performance at the Tony awards, it suddenly occurred to me that the reason Gen X loves it so much is that it is essentially a three hour episode of Schoolhouse Rock. #Hamilton

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I love wrestling. I do. But I have no idea why, from a storyline point of view, there would be so many tables under the ring. Like what’s the fictional justification for having a pile of tables under the ring? Is the venue doing a wedding directly after? #WWESummerSlam

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Okay, so I know there must be crossover between wrestling fans and D and D fans, so let’s ask the question. What class would you put WWE wrestlers in? Like, Cody= Paladin, Dom=Rogue Drew= Barbarian Undertaker= Warlock/Necromancer. Let’s hear your thoughts.#WWE #DandD

Okay, so I know there must be crossover between wrestling fans and D and D fans, so let’s ask the question. What class would you put WWE wrestlers in? Like, Cody= Paladin, Dom=Rogue Drew= Barbarian Undertaker= Warlock/Necromancer. Let’s hear your thoughts.#WWE #DandD