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Chris Tonn

@tonn_chris

Award-winning automotive journalist. Dad. @tonn_chris on IG, too. christonn.com for all else. Find my byline wherever fine wordproducts are sold.

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In high school, I wrote an argument in favor of active suspension in a class taught by a guy who didn't know anything about cars. Sam Smith conveys in a few words what I couldn't in five pages, though the TS reference would have been tough in 1994: t.ly/j7yg

In high school, I wrote an argument in favor of active suspension in a class taught by a guy who didn't know anything about cars. 

<a href="/ThatSamSmith/">Sam Smith</a> conveys in a few words what I couldn't in five pages, though the TS reference would have been tough in 1994:

t.ly/j7yg
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It's my first SB watching via streaming. Coincidentally, it's my first SB as an iPhone user. It seems the announcer mentioning the last name of the Eagles' coach will activate Siri.

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Have absolutely no objection to Rhianna's performance today. Not my kind of music, but there's no denying she's a hell of a performer and damn she's got a voice. But the Workday spot...I'd LOVE to see Gary Clark Jr. perform next year's halftime show.

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Wandering back here after some time away. After The Honorable (/s) MTG's tweet yesterday..has anyone checked to see which flag is flying over Fort Sumter today?

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I look forward to seeing the first auto journalist film a TikTok in a press-loaner Mercedes and wreck the damned thing because...well...

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Better yet, walk through a Honda plant during their changeover. Unless there's a massive tech shift - like adding hybrids to a line - it's almost seamless. They'll run a few new models as a test..then continue with current models. Then more new models..old..then new....

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You ever stumble upon a Zillow listing and slowly realize that the proximity to an elementary school is likely why it's on the market? zillow.com/homedetails/82…?

You ever stumble upon a Zillow listing and slowly realize that the proximity to an elementary school is likely why it's on the market?

zillow.com/homedetails/82…?
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Trying to decide if I should be upset that Grammarly didn't catch this in my copy, or if I should be proud that it knows my typical lexicon this well.

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The $7k for a clean Yugo isn't the notable part here. It's that Facebook seems to think that a lender would offer 60 month terms ON said Yugo.

The $7k for a clean Yugo isn't the notable part here.
It's that Facebook seems to think that a lender would offer 60 month terms ON said Yugo.