Maybe it all went wrong when we killed the whales. Maybe their songs kept the great dream together. Vast brains slowly, carefully ordering the world with actions subtler than the apes could ever see. God is dead. His blubber lit a lamp in London

IMPORTANT message for everyone using Gmail. You have been automatically OPTED IN to allow Gmail to access all your private messages & attachments to train AI models. You have to manually turn off Smart Features in the Setting menu in TWO locations. Retweet so every is aware.

“There is an honesty about the orange. If it is going to be bad it begins from the outside, not from the inside. Many an innocent-looking apple is harbouring a worm in the bud. But the orange has no secret faults. Its outside is a mirror of its inside.” ~A.A.Milne #Christmas

anyone else's timeline not doing that chronological thing? hope it's not just me, or i may start thinking i'm being targeted, lol.

Because most of my fellow Europeans haven't had the time nor stamina to fully acquaint themselves with the complete spectrum of insanity that is the current U.S. administration, I've taken it upon myself to offer a brief, honest introduction to its main characters.🧵

There are many things I cannot guarantee in this life, but I promise you, I’ll never stop calling this app Twitter

Here are some more contronyms ⬇️ - sanction - dust - drop - ravel - fast - bolt Get it together, English.

If you remove a dictator and put yourself in charge without an election, then you’re also a dictator

this ⏬ is why i don't get groceries delivered too often, especially perishables. need to eyeball same, cos dates matter!

The film “Marty Supreme” was inspired by a real-life Marty. American table tennis player Marty Reisman was a showman and a hustler who left a near-mythical legacy, which, of course, he regularly embellished. Pull up a chair to the table. 🧵⬇️

looking like a gargoyle much? actually, both of them 👀

On this day 1988 - Burnum Burnum plants the Aboriginal flag at the cliffs of Dover, claiming England for the Aboriginal peoples of Australia, exactly 200 years after Arthur Phillip claimed Australia for the British. #InvasionDay

“When you wake up in the morning, Pooh,” said Piglet, “what’s the first thing you say to yourself?” “What’s for breakfast?” said Pooh. “What do YOU say, Piglet?” “I say, I wonder what’s going to happen exciting today?” Pooh nodded thoughtfully. “It’s the same thing.” ~A.A.Milne

The water crisis is not a natural disaster, it is a Systemic drought. While the Black Nation stands in lines with buckets, the real water of this country is locked behind a fence of private property, protected by the same Property Clause that guards land and minerals. The

Imagine giving your internal wiring a high-tech spa day. Scientists discovered that a simple abdominal ultrasound doesn't just peek at your organs; it actually tickles your vagus nerve into action. Recent clinical findings reveal that non-invasive abdominal ultrasound is no

I had painful clogged ducts constantly the first few weeks postpartum. Sunflower lecithin helped temporarily. It's an emulsifier that makes milk less sticky so fat doesn't clump together. Heat and massage helped too. But the clogs kept coming back. Then my lactation consultant

Nothing like nature reminding you that you're not a native

taken 7 years ago, 25 Feb ❤️ #Shaleen #tbt 💜💜💜🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🩷 Shaleen we still talk about you, and we laugh, and we are sad that you're no longer on the stage with us (or maybe you are 😁), and we will remember you and miss you forever x

I do *not* want an AI "summary" of an email, or a book, or a life. I do not want an AI summary of a winter sky, or my father's hands, or the hope in my child's eyes. I do not want an AI summary of the human heart, or the first little shiver of lust, or the long good work of love.

I really hate to ruin a feel-good story like this but this is an example of how good intentions can be misguided. It’s not what I would call a “pollinator sanctuary” if it is consists of 30 hives of a non-native farm animal— the honeybee. Honeybees are wonderful, but they