'At your age I survived a worldwide pandemic and didn't leave my house for 2 years. You'll be ok if you don't go out tonight.'

My fav phrase I'll use on my teen in the future. 😂😂

Can’t keep calm my son is a graduate 👨‍🎓 my parents 1st grandson is a graduate 👨‍🎓 we are so proud of him

Adulting is taking the chicken out of the freezer letting it defrost and then putting it back in the freezer because you're too tired to cook and instead you have tea for dinner 🤣🤣

Good morning loves🥳🥳,introducing a new set of scents that have been highly requested.

Hayaati Al Maleky- k500.
Mousuf Ramadi-k480.
Barakat-k480
Coco channel-k500.

Text me to purchase these lovely scents.🥹🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

You would going through so much and that man just wants to sleep with you 🤧🤧🤧

For the first, as a not so committed christian, I'm going to bed with a smile on my face, and fall asleep like a baby, knowing that God is happy to see me enjoy myself while still on this earth, because kumadanda kuli boring!

A live dog is better off than a dead lion

'Enjoy all the useless days of this useless life God has given you' 🥴

Ther will date you because you speak fluent English 🥴..isn't that insane 😂😂

Why would you buy an expensive fake handbag with a Chenel logo when you can buy a not so expensive real handbag from a normal brand

Is the Duolingo owl okay, he doesn't look so good

Does your woman love you if she doesn't bite you, if she loves she will bite you😏😂

One company/ brand that is slept on is Mazda. Mazda makes the best cars,They're not too expensive but they still look luxurious

I don't do funerals either 'let the dead Barry themselves'

For the girlies on a budget,I have mini scent 50ml bottles. K30 only.

Text me to purchase.🫶🏽

Kindly retweet.🥹🤭 Slick_ZM ‍tony’ Jeffrey 𝕏 Scented Chef. chimuka✨🦋

Y'all should stop bleaching your skin you don't look like youre coloured you look sick your skin is gray.. GRAY!

Give up trying so hard to get rich
Proverbs 23:4 😭

Those braided wigs are ugly 😐

I can be a ' Nara smith' for you nomba wali tumpa

Unethical phone hacks part 1 😂
If you have to make a phone call but don't really want to and you'll need proof that you made it just put your phone on flight mode then make the call it will show up in you call log but it won't connect