Saw an advert on US TV for this amazing new product - www.foreverlazy.com

Massive pile of chocolates, but no trick or treaters. Why is this considered a negative outcome?

Mystery cat shaver plaguing Whakatane - http://bit.ly/hzUBLk

Saw a sign for 'Quarter Horses' in the country. Horse > Pony > Miniature Horse > Quarter Horse

Best sign in Wellington

Chilled glovebox? I want one. You know, for keeping my old receipts and maps in top condition.

I wonder if they show 'wipeout' in Japan as a 'look at these crazy foreigners' sort of deely. With dubbed over wacky commentary

Arrived, bird pooed on my arm. THANKS FOR THE WARM WELCOME AUSTRALIA

Heaps of people with chilli sprouts this morning in Chilli Con Carnage. None in my pot though :( #cccarnage

A treasure-trove of adventure time episodes - http://lumpyspace.adventureti.me/seasonone.html

There is a cat at this cat-friendly resort on Gili Air that sounds disturbingly like a human child crying

My company has released a new iPhone game, called Chelsea Flick Kick. I didn't have anything to do with it by the way. http://tiny.cc/z8cma

We'll be experiencing US culture at its finest tonight, when we attend WWE Survivor Series in Miami. Should be properly classy.

Day 2 of my wireless Apple keyboard having 0% battery life left. Magic indeed.

TIL when a French recipe says 'yeast' it means baking soda. Actual yeast is called 'bread yeast'

We visited the home of this calender yesterday - http://www.piratefashions.com/2011hpb.html

Didn't notice this 'earthquake' all my workies were excited about. It was obviously no Edgecumbe '87

So long, giant ferny metal orb of Wellington

Black Eyed Peas split! I'm not going to get my hopes up - they've said this before...

The person in front of me at the coffee stall just ordered a coffee with 8 sugars