We are massive.

93RD MINUTE WINNER + 95TH MINUTE GOAL FOR MOHAMED KADER MEÏTÉ!!! 17 YEARS OLD, 6 FOOT 4. THIS IS HIS SEASON. WHAT A TALENT.

Quotes like this are funny. Some people who’ve played the game at a high-level still can’t see talent if it stared at them in the face. The narrative that Madueke has improved massively at Arsenal is funny - he’s the same player, just platformed better. Was always gonna succeed.

Two of the goals from #NUFC’s U18 win against Liverpool. Mohamed Waddani (17,RW) 🇱🇾 with both the assists in the video. Also, Kacey Wooster scores goals.

🎥 WATCH: Kacey Wooster’s last minute winner against Liverpool U18. #NUFC know a striker when they see one. After scoring 21 goals for the U16s last season, Wooster has already grabbed 3 in 3 this season for the U18s, as well as scoring a brace for the U21s in pre-season.

Liverpool spending £125m on a backup striker is crazy stuff tbf. Ekitike is an outstanding footballer (and can defo be better than Isak)

#NUFC U15s beat Sunderland today 2-0 in the PL Cup, with new signing Muawiya Ghanem scoring his first goal for the club. The club recently beat Spurs to his signature, with the youngster arriving from West Brom.

✅ Goal on Premier League debut. ✅ Goal on Champions League debut. ✅ 3 goals already for #NUFC ✅ Club Player of the Month in his first full month. ✅ Bringer of Big Nick Energy. 🇩🇪 Fair to say Nick Woltemade has had a pretty class start to his Newcastle United career.

Anthony Gordon after #NUFC's 4-0 Champions League victory: "Confidence isn't real. I think you work hard enough and things will eventually go your way, and we are that team, I am that as an individual." Brilliant performance from him today, getting back to his best 👏

Liverpool’s Premier League results in games which $168.5m striker Alexander Isak has started in so far: ❌ 2-1 loss vs Crystal Palace ❌ 2-1 loss vs Chelsea Impact. 😮‍💨

Horrible news about Lewis Hall. Only upside is I’d be expecting to see a certain Leo Shahar appearing in upcoming #NUFC matchday squads soon.

Newcastle United try to score their chances challenge: Impossible Edition

We are actually so damn good. Could have been 4 or 5 today.

I can’t believe I already love Nick Woltemade this much already. He’s outperformed my expectations massively and I can’t believe how good he’s been. Knew he’d be good eventually for #NUFC but I thought it might take a while, turns out he’s already that guy. HIM.

105,000 likes for a Woltemade pen. Our striker has some serious motion rn

Sean Neave is so so good. Brace already inside 30 minutes for #NUFC, looks the best player on the pitch.

Please just watch this masterclass. Doku is so so good, love how he plays.

Park Seung-Soo and trivela passes. Absolute insane technique gets him an INCREDIBLE assist for #NUFC to equalise at the death in the 92nd minute.