There’d be no better way to spend the rest of my life

It’s such a beautiful day for Kenneth Walker to score a TD DraftKings #EndZoneCrown #DKPartner

As a Dak fantasy owner, I hate this. Wanted him hungry this year

Knowing this early that the Giants are this bad is kind of freeing. We don’t even have to think about them. Just another year of stress free terrible football!

Giants off. Redzone on. May not watch another game until 2025

My bets suck. My fantasy teams sucks. My DraftKings daily fantasy lineups suck. The Giants suck. I hate football

Alright Kenneth Walker TD time to save my day of football #EndZoneCrown #DKPartner

KENNETH WALKER!!!! We live to see another week and avoid a total disaster of a day! #EndZoneCrown #DKPartner

Kenneth Walker for 6 Francesca Kayce Smith Paul Bissonnette Tommy Smokes Clem All move on to week 2 of the DraftKings Stoolvivor #EndZoneCrown

What an incredibly odd but also nice tweet

Also who the hell are all these kickers in the league now? What happened to good ole Dan Bailey? Now that was a kicker

Tommy Smokes Mason Crosby, Blair Walsh, Stephen Gostowski. What happened to the game I love

BARSTOOL SPORTS X DraftKings HAPPY HOUR SUPER BOOST Hall and McCaffrey combined 35+ rush YDS in the 1Q

I’d prefer if it was dark out in San Francisco for this game right now. Can they do something about that?

There aren’t 4 seasons, there are 8 phases and Tommy Smokes just described them perfectly. The Bracket

I have a new champagne bottle. His name is Dan Bernstein #bernstein

Honestly really nice of him to give us a heads up

They really are the perfect phases