When Chris Nikic became the first person with Down syndrome to complete an IRONMAN 👏

I am burnt to a crisp & IT FEELS GREAT

So I’m having a coughing fit in an Uber awkwardly trying not cough whilst promising the driver I don’t have Covid. The guy was trying to help by telling me to massage my wrist & it’ll go, somehow I hear suck your wrist, so then I’m sat there for 15 mins sucking my wrist…

Alexa, is it the humidity, or am I dying?

me an Island gyal, me an island gyal

Sat by the pool with a portion of chips & a Fanta lemon, life is GREAT!

Good job I don’t want CO2 for Christmas then

I had no princess classmates, sigh

Who do I have to marry to be a cool Chelsea dad taking the kings to school on a scooter?

Lol this was good

I think it’s time for us all to remove any songs from the greatest showman from our lives

Think I’m addicted to spraying the windscreen washer

That’ll teach em’

Is there anything more annoying that an empty yogurt pot falling over with the spoon in it

Why can a hair dryer heat up in like 2 seconds but an actual car takes forever?!

PSA to protect mental health, do not try on any pre Covid clothes, simply throw them all out

Hearing my parents audibly cheer whilst watching tipping point makes unreasonably angry

Sworn Jurat Affidavit Regarding Thomas Connelly, DDS August 4, 2024