Things that elevate this to greatness:
1. The hard T’s. “When do we wanT it? Now!”
2. The generic bray noise. “Mmmrrwwweeygh.”
3. Just that it’s actual members of Parliament marching on their own Parliament. When they arrived at the gates they got out their lanyards and went in.

No Sancho for Euro 2024. Wonder who the last English player was who was good enough for a Champions League final but not the England team…

Blimey. Have truly loved occasionally appearing on Matt’s brilliant show in the last six months. What a loss. Big (and only slightly begrudging)) congrats.

It was a day of shame, but it was also a moment of celebration.

Sketch here, on one of Westminster’s more remarkable afternoons.

They came with dignity and seeking vindication

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🚨 OK, I need your help. Andy Burnham's advisor Sacha Lord is threatening to sue The Mill.

So we're publishing the document at the heart of the story - and asking for your help with a 'community fact-check'.

My editor's note. Pls share.

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Fire up the central heating they’ve done it again!

So embarrassing in an antique shop when I tried to buy a vase and it turned out to be the negative space between the faces of two other customers

In the media holding pen for the big Starmer speech. Someone could end up in hotter water than they wanted…

“If I could give you a million stars I would,” is such an arresting line of poetry.

I’ve just read it on Wales Online regarding the new ninja combi air-fryer.

Just seen Mark Francois deep in conversation with Labour whips.

Behold Grant Shapps’s “up to six new warships.” HMS Grant Shapps, HMS Michael Green, HMS Sebastian Fox, HMS Corinne Stockheath…I mean I could go on.

Sketch here…

Grant Shapps provides our best proof that deepfakes are already here

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And so, a mere 58 years on from single handedly winning the World Cup, it will fall upon West Ham United Football Club to save the soul of football.

Tory MP texts: “We’re worried Natalie is going to come back”

Enter Strongman Rishi. Only he can save your children from nuclear war and sex on the internet.

Sketch here…

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