How have robots not figured out how to do this shit by now?

When are chicks gonna learn that a bunch lipstick looks terrible and gross

Did not have a chick crafting a parlay in class on my bingo card for today

A war of attrition.

My Snap AI is so coming to kill me the second the revolution starts

Dudes will go to class just to do this the whole time (no its not a pride flag just a cool mountain range)

#RapeJayBilas

Love remembering how awesome gum is every couple days

Yall remember when SpongeBob fucked up Squidwards toenail with the sofa

Love the adrenaline of almost shitting yourself

Cold sandwiches > hot sandwiches

Whose gonna tell women these glasses look retarded

Can’t believe they got rid of the plane train lady for this fruit ball

This Mets pitcher “Richard Lovelady” has to go in the name hall of fame holy shit

Who needs a job when we have these