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I just want to take this opportunity to point out that there is a man named Henry Walter Wooten, from Smith County, Texas, who is serving 35 YEARS IN PRISON for marijuana possession. Carry on.

The World R🅰️nking Fake Clickbait. Despite being 17, he was already a career criminal with multiple arrests, his bail was denied by court. Parents called the cops after he stole their car. Also kid died during transport due to police negligence, not in jail.

An American bank partnered with a Nigerian man to launder $308 million of Nigerian government money. The money left Nigeria through American banks. It then sat quietly in a shell company for years while the man lived comfortably in Texas. In 2003 American authorities arrested

Where’s the lie? We need these people to step up and do the right thing

This never gets old

Having a girl who is confident enough to initiate sex is such an underrated blessing

*Names of footballers starting with K* My girlfriend: “Kaka” Me: “Kantona” Her 6’2” gay best friend: “But Cantona starts with a ‘C’?” I caught that bastard

The Japanese embassy is probably the only civilized embassy in the world. You pay for your visa after it’s approved. That abbreviation country could never🫠

The negligence of the prison doesnt lessen the fact that the parents made the right decision

Our Muslim brothers gave us a 3 day weekend. We've repaid them with a 4 day weekend. Over to you atheists 🤝

The current President of Nigeria once walked into a US federal legal process and handed over $460,000. Not voluntarily. A federal judge ordered it. The FBI, DEA and IRS were running a joint investigation into one of the most active white heroin trafficking operations in

Ireland are the producers of Guinness, but they are the 3rd highest consumers. Guess number 1 and 2. I do not take responsibility for the result.

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The groom, who works as a hype man, was asked to hype his wife on their wedding day but he ended up turning the entire ceremony into a full-blown performance. 😂🔥

When Portsmouth and Manchester United had a friendly match in Abuja, Nigeria in 2008 🇳🇬

First rule of motion: Never stop moving.

Ilyas Noreaga 60 goals+ for fours seasons straight is madness 91 goals In a calendar year is not even normal These are heights that might never be matched again

Ilyas Noreaga Messi’s 91-goal year and Ronaldo’s four consecutive 60+ seasons... those aren't football stats, those are video game numbers. 🎮⚽

Today i announce my retirement from football, Four different countries six different clubs, A boy from Muthurwa with a big dream, carrying a Nations pride everytime i stepped onto the pitch. To my family, friends, agent, the fans and the coaching staff that helped me throughout