. efternoon Oor Red Raiph 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇩🇪 panics over. wee Bandito turn up i day. Iss is him arrivin back, He sed, "no way am gonny miss Sunday lunsh".

. efternoon Oor Red Raiph 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇩🇪 an Pip’s Ukes How many Crows dae ye see?

. mornin Pip’s Ukes Wensday is Oor Red Raiph 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇩🇪 picsher day. Yisterday a saw the most amazin hing. Herons always stand in long grass or reeds, but iss wan wis standin high up, oot in the open. Am callin him, 'Vinny' cos he wis 'naw bovvert'. en, a wee Goldfinch sed, "a cin dae at anaw".

. Currently waiting on Ladbrokes giving me odds on Underground Transgender Mafia having this years festive No.1 single with their soon-to-be-written, smash hit, "Liz Truss Bangs Like A Christmas Cracker".

. efternoon Pip’s Ukes Some pics from my cycle roon The Cut. I leave oot Raiph cos he's on holiday 1- Garvock farm 2- Visitor Centre- Saltire tells us it's outwith the Council's jurisdiction 3- Dogs welcome. Ducks not - at Fishery Cafe 4- Waterfall at Loch Thom which feeds The Cut

. #CleanAMovieOrSong Bathman

. efternoon Pip’s Ukes Vinny Heron - still naw bovvert. (I'll show R.a.i.p.h. when he returns)

. mornin Pip’s Ukes Wensday is Oor Red Raiph 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇩🇪 picsher day. cos he wis away, am gonny update him on aw ma bird pals 1- Ma gerdin Sparrahawk = still aboot 2- Vinny Heron = still aboot 3- Bandit, Bandita, an, wee Bandito = still aboot 4- Poork an Groat = still aboot

. efternoon Oor Red Raiph 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇩🇪 an Pip’s Ukes swallied a cuttla hi strengf painkillers an hedded up i Cut. Aw foggy, aw misty, aw rubbish picshers. But ... Bandit an Dr Zaius wis waitin on me. "Wer ye been?" a hud tae apogolise fur ma absinthe.

. mornin Pip’s Ukes Wensday is Oor Red Raiph 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇩🇪 picsher day. 1- look closely Raiph 2- Bandit eetin oven-bake chickeny bits 3- Caskie coos wotshin young Bandito landin in i fog 4- Bandit tellin me naw tae go missin ever agen

. mornin Oor Red Raiph 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇩🇪 Seterday is Pip’s Ukes picsher day A Caskie Coo extravaganzer. a countid 32 on Fursday.

. efternoon Oor Red Raiph 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇩🇪 an Pip’s Ukes Sunday supplemint - a boiled the cut-offs of chicken breasts for the Bandits. Pic1- scrammult egg an chicken Pic2- Bandit dis a wee danse of delite Pic3- brings the family over for 4-course lunsh Pic4 - a make Tom Yum soup wi the chicken stock

. Info for Pip’s Ukes , Oor Tracey and any other folk who do ma Weekly K W I Z From today it will be on Bluesky, at 4pm @tommydoc36.bsky.social .