Hearing this being played from a big ass motorcycle is the official start of summer for me.

Go to Chili’s. Get the triple dipper. Crispers, mozz sticks, big mouth bites. Get a presidente margarita. Get two. Play games on the kiosk. Get a molten lava cake. Fill out your survey at the end. Put “strongly agree” for everything.

Bass Brothers

Let’s see Lethal Shooter hit a bucket on this

Neil Young brought out YBG Brockheimer last night at the concert he did

Shorty got the gregarious gripper

I can still drink as much milk as I want I just have to drink it more slowly because otherwise I will get a stomach ache

City Year jackets were so cool

I don’t even really be on here

trees are green pee is pee

Spoiled rotten

Ask your favorite graphic designer if they ever fucked off Canva…you might not like the answer

Today I cancelled a credit card

Rock n' roll hall of fame famously lets touring bands in for free if you give them a record. back in the day, tried to give them my CDR and was denied. box office lady said "you can't just take advantage of rock and roll hall of fames goodwill" was a long walk back to the van

I love legs

Sickest part of church was when you hit yourself with the forehead to lip to heart thumb cross combo

Bowling is undefeated period

love to buy shit

Fuck better watch out cuz I’m on the verge of being really smart

Just became smarter just became funnier