Nothing makes me feel better than when my Uber driver asks me what cologne I’m wearing. Tom Ford, naturally.

I’m back on Twitter again, new vibe.

I know Beyoncé said the best revenge is your paper, but also pretending you never met someone is just as good.

first time i done saw you, you text nothing like you look.

Fuck off Donald J. Trump. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Peaceful protestors were tear-gassed for a photo-op back in June. Yet these domestic terrorists storm the Capitol with guns and not a single rubber bullet in sight.

Domestic terrorists/white supremacists invade the Capitol and get to walk away without a single arrest. This is beyond shameful.

Wait—are people actually shocked that the British monarchy are racists?

Nothing changes.

Gucci and Balenciaga is the equivalent of Ed Hardy and Von Dutch.

When you get invited to formal event and you realize that you dress like teenager in Saint Laurent. Fuck, I'm old.

Schools should be a safe place for children. It's heartbreaking.

If they didn't do anything after Sandy Hook, what makes you think they will do something now? Infants were killed.

Remember when Gucci was sexy? Now it's just Ed Hardy with a higher price tag.

How many euros did Bella Hadid spend to look like Carla Bruni?

Chiara giving birth on Instagram and I can’t even get a text back.

Now that Kanye is tweeting, I feel I should too.

Been working like a MF. So why not. [But in black] #Rolex

Kendall Jenner is slowly becoming Emily Ratajkowski.