Given we're absolute dross at both ends of the pitch from set pieces, I'll have a bit of Nathan Collins

Tom Skinner looks like a child from a Kinder chocolate advert

Wales losing? But Sam Vokes in Euro 2016?

Physically holding my head to try and stop it furiously nodding along in agreement to this theguardian.com/football/blog/…

🎙️S4 E45: “𝐒𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐒𝐡*𝐭 𝐃𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐃𝐚𝐲” 💔 Ange 🚂 Thomas Frank 👋 Robert 🫂 Ryan Mason ✊ Culture!

If one were to completely redo their garden from scratch, i.e. ripping their decking, border patio stones, lawn, and fencing out, where might one find all the requisite information on how tf to do it please

When someone gets in trouble for this they'll immediately find themselves a celebrity cause amongst the right wing, who will lie and say they got arrested for "posting mean tweets online"

Really torn on Cochrane. On the one hand, he once showed enough brains to leave Spurs. On the other, he's also decided to join Spurs.

Funny that

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

We now cross over to BBC Radio Derby.

This is the first time seeing a POV from behind this tifo and it just makes it so much funnier 🤣

Saying 'we don't need Mbeumo, we've got Brennan Johnson already' is like getting drunk and saying no to a kebab because you've got a raw carrot at home

Probably sounds shittier than it really is meant to be, but it's going to be interesting to see the likes of Tel when being properly coached

It's because you're a racist, John.

Quotes and replies full of the most aggressively single men on earth

There’s this weird like fetish for seeing a man ‘hurt’ a woman. Clips like these in charity games often go viral. It’s like they relish in the ‘ha, take that’ of it all. It’s just a tackle? Steph Houghton has faced far worse, she’s fine. “Phenomenal viewing” is very odd.

This is so funny man. Fingers crossed in those other 20 or so clubs finally getting that financial comeuppance and we sail straight past them with our team of children backed up by our horse doctor medical team.

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lol @ how much Nigel Winterburn shits himself here