Reminder ICYMI: I'm tweeting over here now: Thomas Cunningham

Anyone need something done in exchange for money? I think they call it work or a job or a gig... starving artist life, y’all. I can write, photograph/photoshop and social media. Yes, I made social media a verb. Also if you need great notes on your scripts Screenplayground.com

NEW What If? Podcast! Director Patrick & I work on a story of a grieving husband, the unsolved murder of his wife, drugs & time-travel! “Brad Shaman” on Screenplayground, iTunes, all the pod apps. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/scr… Subscribe, rate, review & give us feedback. #screenwriting

What If? Wednesday! Director Patrick & I take a wacky premise & make it into a story worthy of a movie. In this one, a lawyer buys an old house & she discovers it’s haunted by not by typical ghosts. One of them, we cast the hilarious, lovable @RonFunches! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/scr…

- Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in space? - They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? - Nah! They ain't got gravity up there. They wouldn't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is! - What'd they call it? - A Tribble Burger with Cheese.

You guys should be following me Thomas Cunningham by now but anyway... Check out some clips of my dope music. Let me know if you want the full 11 track album. I'll give you the deets. soundcloud.com/missinglabel/s…

ICYMI, I’m finally making my Saint Oblivion album available for download. It was too personal at the time but now I want to share it. Check out the clips, if you dig it, PayPal me $6 & your email & I’ll send you the download link for the 11 track album! soundcloud.com/missinglabel/s…

Hey pals! I have a new page for my music. Saint Oblivion is indie rock & Monkeys with Revolvers is downtempo electronic. Missinglabel.com/music If you dig it, both albums are $5 each. I’m moving soon so it’d help a lot. Share it too. ♥️ #IndieMusic #music #Electronic #indierock

ICYMI I wrote a thing about people thinking it’s okay to fat shame people “for their own good” Spoiler: It’s not. Don’t be a dick. medium.com/@missinglabel/…

Anyone in LA or Vegas interested in this dope high-tech smart coffee table? I have one in black I'm looking to sell. It goes for $1299 on Amazon & Wayfair & sold out all the time. Mine's a couple years old but like-new. It's amazing but I need the cash. youtu.be/r25El0zXSGA

Buy this. It’s dope AF!

LA People!!!! My dope ass sofa that I paid 800 for has to be out by tonight or tomorrow before noon the very latest. Make me an offer & a pick up time! C'mon! $250?

Connie Mac! Cowboy! Who you got? Okay, I'll go first... Check out my 1st column for Sin City SM ✶ Sports Mockery ✶. Read it, love it, share it. Make your grandma read it. Don't disappoint me, friends! I want a million views. sportsmockery.com/2019/12/conor-… #UFC #UFC246 #ConorMcGregor #Cowboy

You guys, I'm not actually saying #UFC hates their fans... just that they don't really SEEM to give much by way of shits ABOUT their fans. #MMA Also, I'm tweeting over here now: Thomas Cunningham Get with it. ❤️ sportsmockery.com/2019/12/why-do…

Guys! Merry Xmas & Happy whatever holidays you celebrate. Best to you & yours! I love you. And also, for the love of god, I'm over here now: Thomas Cunningham please follow me there. That is where my tweets that you love are living now. Thanks!!! And Carlos B. Dog is still there.

Any of you #film #TV people wanna read the "5 Freaks in a Van" pilot script while you're home for the holidays getting looped on nog and Valium? You wanna get in on it now before the bidding war happens. It's for real dope AF. Ask around. Director Patrick

How do I not have a zillion followers on here??

Hey! Friends… it’s been like a couple years now… I’m tweeting from here: Thomas Cunningham Go follow me there. You’re missing all my brilliant tweets.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Also, I use Thomas Cunningham now. Please go follow me there. Thanks.