#WFCSOT #FAC4 Not sure who is commentating on this, but saying that Southampton have "just been stung by the bees" is pretty rubbish form....

....in fact, this commentator is obviously Soton. He knows fuck all about the Watford players, is pronouncing them all wrong, is biased on most incidents and is also generally dull. #justsackpat

Watching ITV league highlights. Apparently Bolton haven't won at Blackpool since the day Star Wars was released in the UK (27 Dec 1977) The commentator crammed in thirteen references of the films into the 90 secs. Commentator take a bow and tell me if I missed any...!

It's that time again... #DrWho #Regeration

I had 12p in my account. As soon as I heard that Luton were 3-0 up at half-time I knew they'd f*ck it up. Unfortunately, Muff had scored one by the time I logged in. Still, 60p profit thanks to the inept Shatters!! #BOULUT #capitulation #nicetoseeotherclubsbeingshitetoo

Quick question for my football friends out there.... HOW THE FUCK IS JORDAN HENDERSON IN THE ENGLAND SQUAD? Against Villa he has been useless, hopeless and feckless...

Shopping list for the 1st game in charge: 🧤Hamer to start 🤯Don't f*ck around at the back 🌟Ambition ⬆️Forwards passes (less backwards) 💛Desire 🎯An obvious target man 🥅Shots on goal 3⃣ 3 points Could live without the last one, as long as the others are back for good

Sam Matterface letting the ITV viewers know that the Spain game is on at 9pm (er... 8pm actually Sam) Sir Clive of Tyldsleyshire wouldn't have made that rookie error. But then again, Matterface has been getting things wrong all night

Well, looky here.... #microsoft #crowdstrike #poets ravbug.com/bsod/bsod10/

Oasis's "She Prosthetic" or Adele's "Rolling in the Deep" for the wheelchair swimming #ParaTunes

Is b3ta down? Homepage loads, but no other pages... robmanuel

Is it just me or does the pagination on Image Challenge / popular not work... robmanuel

Dreamy last night that I went to a Watford away game and had to buy a motorbike helmet on Vinted as I didn't wear one on the way there. I was then in a pub with Josh Pugh talking about Mock The Week returning and Michael Owen's son in that Blind Football documentary. Weird!

Anyone else think these titles are the wrong way round? Miranda Hart

Welcome to the fold WFC Watcher; all the way from NZ. I hope you have patience, stamina and a sense of humour. All of these are needed to be a Watford fan these days!!

Absolutely loving watching Man City fall apart, it's fricking hilarious. Good to know that all the money in the world doesn't guarantee success and happiness.

Oh FFS, here we go again....

[OPEN LETTER TO THE POZZOS] Dear Pozzos, This is a spoof account, I'm just a fan. A fan of the club, you understand, not of you. Your constant axe-wielding is a simple sign of someone who doesn't understand Watford, its values, its heart, its family, its GT-ness. Please leave

There's white smoke coming out. The Italians are getting excited. It's either a new Pope or the Pozzos are ready to announce their next victim.... #NewPope #Pope #WatfordFC #PozzosOut

And Gordon must score.....