Never say never but the idea of returning to live jn Nigeria at any point in my life fills me with abject despair.

remember when the Panama Papers came out & revealed that all the rich people in the world are part of an enormous criminal conspiracy to dodge taxes and hoard stolen wealth in offshore accounts and literally nothing happened except a reporter working on the story was assassinated

A man that kissed a lady in a relationship in his car at a suya spot on first meeting believes she’s a whore and he’s not. Niggas k!ll me. 🚶🏿‍♂️

JJ Gabriel what was that?

Not this raggedy ass asking me “When is Spider Nigga dropping?” She meant Spider Noir.

Y’all are weird. There was an accusation, there’s an investigation ongoing. Wait and see what comes out, no? You want to be doing Inspector Gadget up and down. Your facts hold less weight than a hanging shimi.

So cool.

NGL I have no interest in this.

The problem with ‘best of’ football lists is you end up with arguments like this. Henry and Rooney were very different players. Both outstanding, but to rank one definitively above the other is an exercise in futility.

I haven't fucked in a minute I'm losing my eye sight

The fuck?

Rice deserved that, because he was taking the piss there.

Eze hates Spurs, doesn’t he?

Gyökeres and Eze run to Tottenham when they need a cheque balance 🤣🤣🤣

Dem wan kill Starboi.

Every ‘look what AI can do’ post is an immediate block. Geddifok.

We aren’t at it at all.

Woke up imagining SisQó adlibs over TM9’s Grace.