Youngy like hes his mate when hes just terrored ye

Days I’ll remember all my life..

Tony Bellew called Wayne Rooney an Everton legend, 25 goals for Everton 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Don’t ever agree with my “journo” mate. But this sums it up. I knew we were boss, but for a club that havent won a bean for 30 years, that today took the piss

Very worried that 4 players have announced theyre going and Michael double decker bus turns quicker cement in his boots Keane isnt one of them

It’ll be up to 2 million by Friday 👀

We’ve found the grown fella who dresses up as an inflatable dinosaur

So hes leaving United then?

Offer anyone barring the big wigs 17th and a big trophy (never mind adding CL qualification in) before a season starts and they would snap ye hand off. What more do they want? Challenge on every level? Theyre Tottenham ffs

Might be the goat but is he taking the absolute piss crying like that? Its the nations league for fuck sake

Hahaha for the first time and deffo not the last time of the 25/26 season…. “Fuck off Everton”

Correct

Exactly this. Absolutely dog shit. Centre half who cant judge a ball over his head, runs like hes got cement in his boots. Fucking big cart horse whos been on 80k a week for 8 years. Wonder why we’re in the mess were in. “4th choice tho” seen better centre halves on buckley hill

Haha

You trusted dyche right until the end you empty head

Not into this one, even as a 4th choice, understand the principle that it means we save £ on spending for a back up option but the fella is a calamity and always has been.

Trying to buy our Fred the new goalie kit and this is response about getting the shorts (shirt and socks are available). What a shambles Everton Direct 🤣🙈

🤣

Up the orange men

🤣🤣🤣 couldnt of happened to a better fella that 🏏👍