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“Two essential products, the iPhone and Apple Watch" has real “Steph Curry and I have 4 NBA Championships between us" energy to it. #AppleEvent

"I love the new Apple Watch Series 9 and Apple Watch Ultra 2” You can almost hear the “®” as he says it. #AppleEvent

Anyone who thinks Apple is behind in machine learning hasn’t listened to these LLM-generated #AppleEvent scripts.

Next year the #AppleEvent will be filmed in the empty Westfield Mall instead of an empty warehouse on a nondescript SF pier.

"The most Pro iPhone we've ever created" #AppleEvent

“This is grade of Titanium is usually reserved for the most demanding use cases, like the Mars rover. But thankfully for our users, no one does stuff like that anymore, which left ample supply open for a consumer phone." #AppleEvent

Whoa, you can SHARE these spatial videos with... ANYONE with a Vision Pro? You mean they're not DRM-locked to only work on devices associated with your iCloud account? Incredible. #AppleEvent

Live look at Tim Cook spatially computing whether he can fit 10 more Apple Pencils into the lineup, none of which do anything new.

8GB is 16GB. Safari is three browsers. War is Peace. We’ve Always Been at War with Eurasia. Just buy it and shut up. macrumors.com/2023/11/08/8gb…

The sole purpose of the iPad has always been to clown on the Mac Pro. #M4 #AppleEvent

"The M4 is so fast, it'll probably finish your Final Cut export before you accidentally switch apps and remember that that cancels the export entirely. That's the amazing power performance lead that Apple Silicon provides." #AppleEvent

WE WERE INCLUDING NEURAL ENGINES BEFORE IT WAS COOL #AppleEvent

Overlapping windows?… Hey now, this is a Special Event, not WWDC, let’s uh keep the geeky stuff to a minimum, please. #AppleEvent

Incredible that Apple can just trickle out 50-year old features to the iPad keyboard... First a keyboard with no trackpad, then a keyboard WITH a trackpad, and now... THE FUNCTION KEY ROW BITCHES. We getting a numpad in an extended Magic Keyboard in 2027? #AppleEvent

"Did I leave my Apple Pencil Pro in this shoe?" #AppleEvent

Can we get live footage of Alito's house? What's the status of the flag post-verdict?

Most people are hoping AI will make Siri better, but personally I'm hoping generative AI will give us a more lifelike Tim Cook that will finally push him out of the uncanny valley. #wwdc24

Shell game: We put the data under the "local processing cup," mention you need servers, start swapping cups around, invent a nonsense term “Private Cloud Compute" & voila! These are SPECIAL servers. That's how you go from “local matters" to "we're doing it on servers!" #wwdc24