"fatherless behavior" actually i have a dad, i’m just a terrible woman

call my bed an ashtray the way there's a fag in there

I’ve been telling myself to lock in for 15 consecutive weeks

I have to lock in this week or else they're going to take me

butches can’t top anymore… because of woke

hearing “don't start" gives me a thrill, makes me really want to start

finding out you freakier than someone you like is the worst

My piercing won’t reject because I have pure intentions and my heart is kind.

I need a friend with benefits, Not SEXUALLY… I’m talking about Nepotism & Privilege.

if you yearn hard enough they might feel it

BREAKING: Arsenal will host all 11 Barclays WSL matches in the 2025/26 season at the Emirates Stadium 🚨

This is so unfunny I scream laughed

in a situationship but it’s me and my potential

i'm a misandrist first and a feminist second

“can i get a minute?” YOU CAN GET AN HOUR MAMA YES

You have to be kidding me…

being forced to learn cursive in primary school completely fucked up my handwriting 😭 even i can't read this shit

Cait watching Vi make food with the useless metal box (stove) that’s been gathering dust in the Kirammansion kitchen for years