I will have zero optimism about the Bears until we manage to beat the packers twice in a season.

With the first overall pick in the 2024 #NFLDraft , the Chicago Bears select Caleb Williams 👏

….not for my teams 😞

As a ginger I want to go to Venezuela now to create chaos.

WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A WAR WITH IRELAND

Even the heavens are smiling on Everton today. Two random people walking by in separate places said good win to me. Feels like the only supporters who are disappointed today are Liverpool fans 🤣

Doesn’t the air just feel better this morning like a giant weight has been lifted?

Taking a victory lap during my morning dog walk.

Hang it in the Louvre.

Excuse me whilst I sit in shock for the next hour.

Now every time Liverpool get close to the goal I look at my live app which is a minute ahead just so I can stop panicking.

Fairly certain the commentators have talked more about United in the past 10 minutes than Everton…the team playing the match they are talking about.

We need like four more before I feel secure.

Annnd my stream just froze this is why I fucking hate streams.

Gwladys keeps going from sleeping to giving me a blood pressure alert notification I feel bad I wish I could explain to her why it’s all over the charts today.

Fuck off with 6 minutes

Gwladys is concerned about the sounds I’ve been making.

A goal is a goal no matter how shit it looks is our motto of this season.