It’s 2026. The Dawson is dead, you’ll never own a house and you’ve got microplastics in your balls. Why do you persist?

Why did the Hound give a shit about Loras Tyrell? Seems out of character for him.

Use all the fresh water in the Great Lakes, I don’t care. Just give me a full length movie of this.

Seeing celebrities with vast resources and money die from disease while I chug along in life, knowing the smallest medical/financial setback would wipe me out

A pothole so devastating it makes you racist for five minutes.

“You can just disable the feature everyone hates” and no, it’s reenabled every time you start your car.

I’m NotDevinsMom Moron Most people in America aren’t diehard one party or another. They’re doing the best they can while under the most intense propaganda machine of all time. I prefer to give everyone grace- ESPECIALLY anyone big enough to question what they just voted for. Most people never do.

Goodbye India. Goodbye Nigeria.

Can’t wait to filter out dumb shit like this from other countries.

The first beautiful day of spring in a Midwest city is a vibe people on the coasts just can’t comprehend.

You can gauge a person's fortitude by how positive they can remain on X, since the app’s business model is to exploit negativity bias by presenting the worst of reality as the norm. To scroll X without becoming a cynic requires the strength to defy a million years of evolution.

Expressing a thought on social media is cool because I love getting the most hateful, unsolicited responses imaginable

I don’t know who needs to hear this but getting up and going outside will cure whatever’s ailing you.

X is a fascinating place. People who you might otherwise share 95% of beliefs with will wholly and entirely label you an enemy, block you, or otherwise spend all of their time attacking you principally because of their interpretation of a tweet.

It’d be nice if X could just recognize when people are reposting other people’s content word for word as if it’s their own and either not allow it or mark it as copied or redirect it to the original poster. Seems pretty doable Elon Musk

I’ve noticed this phenomenon at every Walmart I’ve ever had the displeasure of being at.

The gym is a whole different vibe when you forget your headphones

That’s cute they gave Wisconsin other states.