Tulsi Gabbard being sworn in by Pam Bondi under a picture of Reagan with Trump looking on... Does it get any more badass than that?😎

Correction: all three other drivers have joined the party.

We can win in Nov if voters opt for less government, less taxation and adherence to the Constitution bit.ly/1qXdGGe

Who's ready for some football in the Valley? #ALLIN

Historic offensive outputs from both the Tigers & Razorbacks, each in 73-7 wins »

My favorite color is scotch.

Popping a second button on my shorts is a sign that I need to get off my ass and buy new shorts.

"I would make him sit the game with a baseball cap on" --Herm Edwards on Jameis Winston #CFBLIVE ESPN

There’s no such thing as new math. It’s the same old fucking math.

@Talkmaster And you want $15 an hour huh?

FSU: “Based upon results of our continuing investigation of Tuesday’s incident involving Jameis Winston” he will not play vs. Clemson

Breaking: FSU QB Jameis Winston suspended entire game vs #22 Clemson #CLEMvsFSU es.pn/ZvNkVH

Dabo Swinney's All-in Foundation supporting Breast Cancer Awareness: mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=46&f… Please retweet to help spread the word!

I’m trying to conserve energy, but I keep having to get off the couch.

I never look at it as the glass is half empty; I look at it as “OMG we’re almost out of Scotch!”

Dictator.

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One week from today 10,000 Horsepower, 300+ mph will rock Sunday primetime! #NHRA is on #ESPN2! #SuperBowl #NHRA