being a padres fan has taken years off of my life

hearing people verbalize all the slang they read on the internet is so wild, like real life aave struggle tweets

oooo being a contrarian is so cool i hate everything other people like oooo i’m so smart and different

now me personally, i get a hit in a major league game i’m blowing a kiss to the dugout

PADRES NO HITTER

gonna be a really funny trivia question in 10 years, who caught the last out this of dylan cease's no hitter?

this team is special fr man

it’s funny imagining the padres listening to the knxwledge meek projects in the clubhouse (i know that’s not what he means though)

room temperature baja blast tastes like what i’d imagine really good window cleaner tasting like

threw the jersey into the crowd immediately bro this man is crazy

WE'RE GOING TO THE POSTSEASON!

john fisher you bastard

ftd

i gave the first 9 months of this year far too much credit it tanked itself so quickly

first monday of the year: buns

in for the spring: the clothing i like 😈 out for the spring: the clothing you like 😂

baseball game tickets calling to me like the green goblin mask

baby!