Only Tina Turner could have a chart topping single with the word Thunderdome in it. RIP

How the fuck am I older than Ron DeSantis?

Oh cool, Apple now has Google Glass

So what is this shit called now? It’s not a “tweet” anymore. Or is it? Or, is it now an “ex”? I don’t want it to be an ex.

I’m totally fine with Jason Kelce going full Bert Kreischer to take the attention off Taylor. Go Bills.

Go Ravens

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

It's done! Stop the counting votes or this is rigged! #NewHampshirePrimary

Lincoln Navigator® and it’s the same but green so it’s not

Spectacular, give me 14 of them right now.

Gus Walz 2032

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nyc: but like literally communist lunatic is my type

Tough choice: • Indian guy born in Uganda who checked Asian and AA on his Ivy League app • Guy accused by 13 women of sexual harassment • Guy indicted for bribery, fraud, and illegal foreign cash 🤔

Charlie Kirk has barely scratched the surface with his latest thoughts on Zohran Mamdani. 🌟

lmao 2015 elon was a socialist

maybe cuomo & adams should just merge into a super-candidate that will still lose on November 4

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