Hey Christians, maybe stop praying for that parking space or that your kid gets into their preferred school. It seems to be clogging up the prayer lines and keeping god from doing anything important at all.

Just writing this out so I can read it back to myself... Tyranny: being asked to wear a mask to help stop the spread of a virus Not Tyranny: American citizens being arrested with no cause and being put in unmarked vehicles by "police" with no identification Got it.

My good friend Kat was the victim of this guy. Please read the article and share. I am not just trying to cancel someone here. I know Kat well and this is just awful. latimes.com/entertainment-…

New video for my new band’s new song! instagram.com/tv/CECjvLNJPRY…

I gained 20 pounds during covid. What a jerk. Just 10 minutes ago broke a 3 day fast to kick off the new eating focus. Food is like, really good. Like really good.

The Trump re-election strategy seems to be to argue that only Donald Trump can save America from Donald Trump’s America.

Products that are difficult to come by in a pandemic: 1: toilet paper 2: paper towels 3: shower cleaner 4: SodaStream refills What an amazingly stupid time we’re in.

Haven’t been spending much time on Twitter lately. Instead I’ve been reading through and liking other people’s transactions in my Venmo feed.

I’m still bored with fireworks from Fourth of July. I just can’t imagine it still being fun. Fireworks people, what am I missing here?

Because of the Christmas record my daughter thinks John Denver was a legitimate full time muppet.

Sometimes I play a game with my daughter where I make up fake funny names to see if she laughs. I got 25 no’s in a row including Gladys Pepperidge, Frankie the hat, and Scaly Jim. The one was finally green lit was “Terrence Starwars.”

Not for nothing but since I got the vaccine I haven’t had any issues with horse worms.

Please be advised that my parents pronounce “NASA” like the Bahamian Capital “Nassau” and every time I don’t say anything because I know it is with us forever and instead I choose to simply absorb it as a natural fact about the world.

I’m ashamed at how much I want to live in pre-earth WallE times.

I watched all of Love is Blind. I learned a little bit about love and a lot about how every single relationship notion has a very specific song about it, and that song sounds a lot like a ton of other songs.

Is this thing on?