And they will all still vote for him. Every last one deserves this.

I went to two karaoke bars tonight with my bestie and immediately after we arrived their systems completely broke. I spent over three hours (twice) waiting for any bar to get up and running but it never happened. Wild. We sang zero times.

Voted!

for 80 millionth time, the only reason Pennsylvania can't do this is because Republicans blocked a bill that would've allowed the pre-processing of early votes

I can't believe we're going to have to deal with this fuckin guy for another 4 years

if you voted for him DO NOT complain about SHIT these next four years.

Mohammed El-Kurd Drew If you thought the Democrats supported genocide , then you ain’t seen nothing yet.

Now what?

He was right about one thing, this is a shithole country.

Has anyone pointed out the fact that democrats aren’t rioting or saying the machines were rigged or stalking GOP election supervisors? Lol jk, imagine?

Gonna be asking a lot of people how they voted over the next few years when they realize they hate Republican policies and start complaining. “You mean this isn’t what you wanted?”

Republicans talking about libs “melting down” seem to forgot how they reacted to losing the last election

Mr. Bubble:

When is the Trump money laundering hotel reopening in DC?

Congrats to polio

This but it’s just a recording of both of them speaking

Hey Secretary Sean Duffy you fucking hack. Congestion pricing was working. I know how much it bothers your administration to see things work as intended, but maybe stay in your lane? (Making appearances at Daytona 500 and kissing Trump’s ass) Here’s hoping NYC just ignores you.

Is it against TOS to tell a building to k*ll itself?