We had it so good for about 24 weeks.

Kash Patel could come out right now and clear this matter up in about 90 seconds. FBI Director Kash Patel Elon Musk

The “unpeopling” of Russian athletes by removing their flag during sporting events is the pinnacle of elitist virtue-flecting. TNT Sports grow up, Sabalenka doesn’t control Russian troop movements or the Black Fleet.

Both sides doing quantum-level dimensional chess now.

“Oh, the NBA Finals are on? Who’s playing?” “Oklahoma vs. Indiana”

Elon owes Trump a giant apology if the stuff he’s accusing him of turns out to be nonsense. Trump will then sue him for libel for $100B. Elon would then be broke. So anyways, guessing we’ll never see the files.

i’m glad this app is getting back to its roots - the premiere place to insult people on the internet

Traders buying back all the $TSLA stock they sold 4 hours ago.

Tomorrow: - Jobs report comes in at 400K for no reason whatsoever. - Bonds implode, yields spike. - Trump and Elon have a 5 minute call. No transcript released. - S&P explodes to 6000.

Silver up almost 100% in the last 5 yrs. Own silver.

Friday Twitter could be the best Twitter since Scottie Scheffler got arrested at the PGA Championship.

The greatest mystery in life: Why Venmo has a “social feed” of your friends making payments.

IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL A BLUE MARLIN STABS YOU IN THE NECK.

BEAR MARKETS: 2001 - 2.5 Years 2008 - 18 Months 2020 - 33 Days 2025 - 15 Days 2029 - ?

Dawkins off track here. Religion is a feature, not a bug. If it was a mental infection, human evolution would have selected it out by now via natural selection, i.e. atheists would outnumber theists by a wide margin, not the other way around.

Americans attempting to fly using their Costco ID is on brand.

America is back 🇺🇸