Young people across the country did their national service by staying in the house for the best part of 18 months and giving up their youth to help everyone stay safe, you moronic ghouls.

A slightly hungover mirror selfie

fuck slowly

It’s coming home

Yeah, it’s not coming home

Mirror selfies are getting rinsed in the new flat

If Oasis can reunite then maybe my parents can too? #Oasis

me on october 31st

attempting to smoke in a pub garden and getting taken out by a starmer aerial attack

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how i’m feeling now

M&S need to rethink the benefits of having that Sparks card asap because it’s useless.