Of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! You’re her son. You ate her food your whole life.

i hate when an evil person got too many yes-men

actually your late 20s are for realizing you hate the current trajectory of your life and starting over

I don't understand the concept of not wanting to pay back debts. It's a character flaw I take very serious. You are just a horrible person. 🤷‍♂️

keep it P guys

I’m at the age where the gym 🏋🏽 is the highlight of my day and honestly, I’m okay with that.

Morality without empathy is futile

Don’t let corporate world ruin your gym schedule and self care routine

My job has this cool thing, where if you do your job very well, you get to do other people’s jobs too.

Margaritas are basically a wellness drink. Lime = Vitamin C Salt = Electrolytes Tequila = Stress Relief

I think if March 2019 me and March 2026 me sat in a room, they wouldn't believe each other.

PLEASE before you offend people, prepare your mind for their choice of retaliation. You’re not the only one who’s crazy.

Idk man. Waking up at 4 in the morning for gym is a bit performative 😭

At my big age, I prefer solution-oriented people. Complaining with no plan is not my ministry.

Tomorrow we drink till we find the Z is Susan

People don't hear you until you don't have nothing to say

Stay far away from people that knew…but didn’t tell you.

Fucked around and realized that it doesn’t have to make sense to anybody but me.