German Chancellor: "May I remind you that we are having June 6 tomorrow. This is the D-Day anniversary." Trump: "Not a pleasant day for you. That was not a great day." German Chancellor:  "This was the liberation of my country from Nazi dictatorship."

📢 Heading to a street fest or large public gathering this weekend? Please leave your PETS at home. Crowds, noise & weather can overwhelm pets. Even with the best intentions, they can get anxious, overheated, or lost. Wishing everyone a safe, peaceful weekend.🐾 #ChicagoACC

Dear Zyn, Could you please come and collect all the pouches that people spit into our urinals. Please and thank you. Off Color Mousetrap

As planned?

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On Dr. Sport Pepper The Cat Gotcha Day too!

Welker plays Rubio a clip of him saying in 2022 that "you can't cut deals with guys" like Putin 😬

SIGNAL.BOOST! 👇

Lies. No surprise.

Are we on the precipice of the introduction of a new weapon of war: The Malörtov Cocktail?

Love that he wore the jersey!

The Republicans literally made it very clear they were going to do everything they’re doing right now. And no one fucking listened.

Sickening

My Governor!!!

Unfortunately this isn’t a surprise.

Police warned her not to sing it. Billie Holiday didn’t care. “Strange Fruit” was too important to stay silent.

What exactly is the problem with toast?

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Without a doubt.