this why solo my tribal chief

Jonny Meat My pleasure Jon. Told you I’m not an asshole. Glad you’re enjoying retirement 👍🦆

“Lmao” has survived, and even thrived, over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

looking at my closet like “hmmm what should I wear today” knowing full well it’s just gonna be another black shirt

every grab, every store, every establishment here in saigon smells like lemongrass… I love

BRINGING ONE OF MY FAVE DJS FOR JASPHONICA THIS SATURDAY

Every Filipino albums on Billboard Philippines' picks for the best albums of the year so far: 'Tribute To Thyself', Midnasty 'BGYO', BGYO_PH 'Suyen Imnida', suyen 'BACKSHOTS', WAIIAN 'For Years', Kremesoda 'Plain Girl', jolianne 'Last

if you change turnstile’s “never enough” to “never give up” it instantly becomes a worship song

Just saw a TikTok fashion creator predicting the top 3 men's wear trends until the end of 2025: shirts, trousers, and loafers. Groundbreaking stuff

third-wave cafes still doing +60 for oat milk is a crime when oatside prices have now gone way down, almost* to the price of dairy milk

lowkey want a kipling bag with the keychain monkey… may built-in anik-anik na that was way ahead of its time

the fastest way to kill motivation is to make your identity depend on the outcome. it’s called ego involvement. when failing becomes failing as a person, your brain starts avoiding the whole thing. not because you don’t care, but because you care too much.

like the idea that singing with deliberate autotune makes you a fraud or that not having a traditional band suddenly means you must not be a “real artist” is like, the most boring take ever. yawn sorry just fell asleep xx

Samurai Jack was the original Sigma male. The OG aura farmer

is pee pee the next poo poo

the sunday urge to fix your life (and the monday urge to break all forms of routine)

Locally Passionfruit and cold brew concentrate... you're welcome