Someone make that BAMA lady a Steelers fan so we can finally get rid of Tomlin

Can the Secretary tell us if all these AI data centers are being solicited to provide energy assistance to the poor or elderly? Why do I get emails? Why do friends in the northeast have 25% of their bill allocated to this? Why are we paying for our destruction?

Welcome back, Steelers football!!!!! #Steelers #NFL

Supposed to meet a coworker tomorrow at the airport and hit meetings with him. I guess I’ll meet him at the airport, but ditching him and grabbing the people I like for an awesome hike before it kicks off. Sales? We crush everything, all I had to do was send a text 🫡.

I was looking for the trash bag of party crepe streamers…

Ahem. Maybe instead of tweeting, you just raid them all tomorrow?

This isn’t anything new. I legitimately shoved the illegal in an Elmo costume across the block a couple of years ago around midnight.

Oh look. Another Southwest flight, another request for anyone B45 or later to gate check their bag now. Wonderful policy

And another brilliant flight attendant that does not know suitcase sizes. Please. My bag fits easily. Always. 😑.

This is a result of coddling. If we were serious, this would have been shut down in 2020. But alas the dude that got defeated by 3 flights of stairs is an expert

If the boys parents ended her today and I was on the jury I would acquit.

If you ever want to see the average person’s intelligence level, watch them try to locate the bathroom at the front of the plane. Wow.

No thank you. I’ve had enough regime change in my lifetime.

Omg wait. GREAT NEWS. Should have worn my Volunteer Ice Agent shirt this week 🤣🤣. Also-10 masks. All set.

Breaking. Our backs paying our everyone but ourselves

All those people with kids saying they want a job. Here you go.

Another one Cernovich

About to drop the ‘if you were athletic, what sport would you play?’ On my male coworkers