A dynamic at my dads house- Me: *listening to a 70s playlist while cooking* My Dad: *gaming with a KD of 16-4 on COD Cold War* ...and yes his shirt says “all day everyday”

300lbs... that is all

“Ayo. What is drip, if not sauce persevering?”

Every raccoon is either planning a heist or in the middle of a heist.

YOU’VE BEEN GREETED BY A VERY COOL GATOR!!! RT OR YOU WILL NEVER BE COOL AGAIN!!!

become ungovernable

beware of dog

Just had a dream I was cooking nice ramen with Hasbulla and he got pissed at me because I wouldn’t let him dump half n half in there… my b, dawg

If you saw me getting choked up for a sec watching Fast n Furious X… you didn’t #family

time for a weekend treat 😋

She killed that😂