Softer than baby shit

Considering becoming an ear plug guy at shows. Please respect my privacy in this trying time. With your patience and gods grace, anything is possible.

People who don't work in live events don't understand how fast the world moves. That huge job? That shit was yesterday. We'll see you on the next one.

Ah yes, New York. A city that famously never had a substantial immigrant population.

Everything is terrible all the time and I'm glad people are paying attention and taking action. That said, if I have to listen to one more drunk who can't function in any kind of society explain geopolitics to me, I'm gonna start swinging.

I will always be happy for my friends success, but I would occasionally like to not fail and have friends to share that with.

Looking good is the best revenge.

Imagine getting to use PTO for a vacation instead of doctors appointments or shitty shows with your shitty bands?

Band etiquette... if your band has played more than 5 shows with another band, at least be able recognize the people in the other band.

"There are flash floods coming. State of emergency, stay off the roads. Unless you're at work. You need to die for your boss."

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it

We've reached the weirdo lighting guys telling us the truth about 9/11 portion of the evening

You don't realize how little people pay attention to you until you point out something about yourself that you have demonstrated a hundred times and have explained another hundred times and they say "i never noticed that."

How's working for half my normal rate on my day off going? Great. Today, I've been told by a supervisor that Hitler had some good points and that I don't get to take a break today even though everyone else does.

If I type my email address in and accidentally put in ".con" that should count.

Holy shit Chris Black brought up Keith Welsh. It Hurts to Breathe is an all time track.

When this record came out, I stopped listening to metal for a while because NOTHING was ever going to be as good as this. Game changing, life changing.

I'm watching a company whose wares i often purchase struggle to sell something that two years ago they would have sold out of in less than 24 hours. Perhaps raising prices on literally everything on your website was a bad idea.

How are you taking a murderers side in all of this?

Sometimes when work is rough, I just wanna tell my boss "my dumb band just got a decent review on a blog that probably 19 people read, so maybe watch your tone with me."