and strippers be thinking you coming for them.. ho plz

I just want the club play jeezy all night

Male strippers scare me, like why you got a thong on with timbs

this massage chair>>>>>

i unironically think there should be a self-destruct/perma-brick option if your shit gets stolen

Gotta love the elderly!! 🥹 Cute & Silly!! 🤪

man oh man.

i will pay someone $30 to clean my entire espresso machine.

Not getting cracked tonight. Rent due tomorrow. My costume for work tonight didn't fit. I'm not getting cracked. I gotta find a new place to live. I'm not getting cracked. And Spotify really just took 12.98 from me. AND I'M NOT GETTING CRACKED!!!! FUUUUUUUUUCCXKKKKKKKK

she ain’t even let the joke sit in the air😭

took a 6 day break from lagree since i got my hair done. im trying to patiently wait for muscle memory to kick in 😅

This would HEAL me!

i see an mega headed snoop dogg. what does that mean?

How To Get Away When I See You

asking a man for money is so incredibly embarrassing i can’t believe girls actually do that 😭😭😭

well today was completely fucked🙂

trying not to scream since i wasted so much time 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

$27 for chicken and waffles should be a crime.

the only place in the bay area i can get real shrimp and grits is in my kitchen.

i need to figure out how to permanently disable all sound from instagram.