I already have so little chill then my phone has to go randomly all caps-ing words making me seem even more bonkers about everything, like no not HAHAHAHA I meant regular hahahaha I’m not INSANE (that one was on purpose, felt right)

Erika Jayne exclusively meeting people at Sweet Butter this season I guess? Okay.

Excessive leaf blowing during Quar should be punishable by death? (To the homeowner not the person they hired to do it obvs). Anyway heading into this week with some excellent vibes so far.

Hell yes I will interrupt my husband’s work zooms/podcasts/etc so he can kill a bug. Like, why else are we doing this.

The Navajo Nation will soon surpass NYC for #COVID19 cases per capita. Join me in sending love and support by taking the #Donation4NNChallenge. Donate to ndncollective.org/navajo-nation-…

Dead Poets Society so my English teacher can pause the scene he is an extra in

“Is this Julie James or Christine Pedi?” - my 3 year old who knows the hosts of On Broadway on Sirius now I guess?

Kinda confusing how every article about children and covid says completely opposite things but all the headlines are phrased like they are stating one hundred percent facts. Anyway it’s fine, just home with two kids listening to the Chipmunks Christmas album.

No one ever again can use "Republican" and "pro-life" in the same sentence. 176,0000 preventable deaths is the opposite of acceptable.

I stand by this

Yesssssss Allan McLeod

Outsized scrutiny on Sen. Harris' facial expressions from news outlets across the spectrum. If she were to not display any emotions, the commentary would have been that she's "dull, dispassionate"—where is this same "analysis" for VP Pence's appearance & demeanor? #WeHaveHerBack

Video of Capitol Hill reporters insisting WH Chief of Staff Mark Meadows wear a mask while talking with them and Meadows deciding he won’t talk to reporters if he has to wear a mask.

Judge Barrett: “More than the style of his writing, though, it was the content of Justice Scalia’s reasoning that shaped me.” Justice Scalia: “Roe was plainly wrong.” Well, that’s not what we need🙅‍♀️Call your senator to demand no vote: ppact.io/scotus #WeDissent

Agree. This is so gross. You dumbasses don’t deserve Hoda.

Far and away the best verse of Bingo is Clap! - Clap! - Clap! - G - O don’t @ me

Reality TV president really cares about his ratings. Show him how (un)popular he is...head over to ABC News now to watch the #BidenTownHall! #blackoutTrump. 🙌🏾

WHY THE F DID WE ALL WATCH A MOVIE THAT MADE THIS PERSON SEEM VERY SYMPATHETIC AND CHARLIZE THERON LEVEL BEAUTIFUL?!

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This helps my brain