were you a child in the early 2000s listening to tyra banks call women who were 5’10 and 115lbs plus sized? if so, you may be entitled to financial compensation

me at 19: hobbes was a fucking idiot me at 27: 😳

🏆 SUPER CUP CHAMPIONS 🏆

on here i’m always “who wants to fall in loveeeeee” but when it comes to dating in real life i’m like “yeahhh i just don’t have time for all that rn, i’m crazyyy busy. there’s sooo many things i have to do like Chores,”

2016 nostalgia is fun and all but we all remember what happened in nov 2016 right? right?

turns out exercising everyday really does make you feel better

does her husband not know how to fight or something?

the solution to this does not come from a ballot box.

You guys aren’t gonna believe who nazi germany was being

my brother in christ you authorized the expansion of ICE?

Hustle culture never resonated wit me if I gotta get 2 jobs and 3 side hustles nigga just murder me

god sends me his most chronically late soldiers so that i will learn the values of patience and grace

she can't be real

hating chatgpt is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

real madrid hater first, human second

people claim WFH is bad for the economy but at least at home i’m only stealing company time instead of company time and massive amounts of company stationary

I’m still in shock that this is my grown woman height

i will sooner drink a gallon of unleaded gasoline than ever pay for a man’s meal ever

Bitch you started the war