MANIFESTATION WORKS

why do me and this medieval statue look like twins ?

theres a man wearing a propeller hat in the gay bar rn

you saw his book at a target in kentucky? you smiled like mona lisa and laid your visa down? girl the boycott!!!

i got up at 4am to pee and stepped (bare-footed!!!!) on a dead cockroach on my way to the bathroom so thats something im carrying with me today

oh you just had to ask did you? youre a little freak jonathan from fidelity

love her but why was 16 year old billie eilish threatening to seduce my dad

tonight i paid $28 for one single margarita and while it was strong and delicious i truly feel like maybe actually i shouldnt have had to pay that much

i said acab in a group of people and no one knew what i was talking about ??? is this a mandela effect ??? am i being gaslit ??? is this not a phrase people say anymore ?? help

if u hate trans people then ur a certified loser ❤️ u have no life and ur going to die alone and unloved ❤️❤️

this was not straight behavior my love

BREAKING: im wearing a tank top and shorts outside and i feel amazing and life is worth living

i got robbed in central park (got charged $14.95 for a waffle cone)

currently indulging in one of my favorite idle pastimes - reading my own tweets and laughing out loud

this couple just rolled onto the train with two of the cutest dogs ive ever seen in a stroller and both dogs keep turning around and around to say hi to everyone and the whole car is charmed omg ive never seen so many people smiling on the subway

sad that having a clean apartment is one of the sexiest things to happent to a person but in order to achieve it you must clean your apartment

this is ,,, deeply disturbing

just to be clear when i say 'chat' i mean like a twitch chat. a chat room. a group chat. not fuckass chatgpt

I’ll be like "i needed that laugh" and it’ll be something i said